I was alone at home on a cold and stormy night. I had just smoked my last cigarette, and chugged my last mouthful of soda pop 5 hours earlier, but here I sat wondering how I would satisfy my nicotine and sugar rushes, or lack there of. When all of the sudden there was a bright flash of light, I could see it clearly across the lake EVEN in the storm! Totally Awesome dude! I had procluded this as a sign from the heavens above and vowed to track down the source of blinding light in hopes that god was willing me towards a fantastical place where cigarettes and sweets were abundantly available..... After a short journey I came apon Village Gate Variety, and ALL my suspicions about divine intervention came to fruition, with heavenly customer service, prompt return of my change, combined 24!!!! convenience!!!! Thank you so much Village Gate Variety, I will never forget you as long as I am stranded late at night in Buckhorn!